My Aunt Martha sent this to me and I had to laugh out loud about it. I just loved this email. I know this is the second email I have posted. I don't know who reads this blog but I thought this just might be a better place to post than sending out another that just might end up in the spam.
 So here it is...I am not sure but God may have laughed too? You will have to post and tell me what you think.
God's Busy If you  don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!!
  A United  States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments.   He had  completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan .  One of the  courses had a professor who  was an avowed atheist and a member of the  ACLU .One day the professor shocked the class when he came in  he looked to the ceiling and  flatly stated, 'God, if you are real,  then I want you to knock me off this platform.   I'll give you  exactly 15 minutes.'
  The lecture room fell silent.  You could  hear a  pin drop.Ten minutes went by and the professor  proclaimed, 'Here I am God.  I'm still  waiting.'  It got  down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his   chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him, knocking him off the  platform.   The professor was out cold.The Marine  went back to his seat and sat there, silently.  The other students  were  shocked, stunned, and sat there looking on in silence. The  professor eventually came  to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine  and asked, 'What the heck is the matter  with you?  Why did  you do that?' 
 The Marine calmly replied, 'God was too busy today  protecting American soldiers who are protecting your right to say  stupid stuff and act  like an idiot.  So, He sent  me.'
And all  God's people said -- AMEN
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